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Taken from Justin Baumann’s much-anticipated report from Australia: 

The evening’s treats included an unruly Barn Storming, which excited all of the carbon-based life forms in the room, causing uncontrolled gyration amongst the gathered masses (similar to an Elvis sighting probably). Arsenic and Clover was then distributed to the crowd via sonic disturbances in the medium of air particles at the speed of 1125 ft/s, inciting furious head bobbing and feet shuffling. And, finally, without warning, (and as all seemed in good health,) Mr.Larkin stopped by and punched each person in the ear hole, without an apology or regret.

You can read more about State Radio’s trip Down Under and their hometown weekend in Boston on Justin’s blog over at CallingAllCrows.org.  Cheers!